trencly:

justintimerblake:

do seagulls have seagoals

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this one does

(via laugh-addict)

alzix:

I live in constant fear of being shit on by a bird

(via joshpeck)

classyhoothoot:

skatles:

isn’t it upsetting that your future husband is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who he is he could be with a STUPID GIRLFRIEND GET AWAY FROM MY HUSBAND

also isn’t it upsetting that your future wife is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who she is she could be lonely or sad or something horrible could be happening to her and oh no now im worried…

isn’t it upsetting that your future 50 cats are literally not born yet

(Source: hotsenator, via jatczaka21)

thenakedwoman:

It’s been over 36 hours since the world was supposed to end.  

My body is tired.

But I will dance on, as it has been prophesied by the great one.

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(Source: kit-harington, via joshpeck)

communistbakery:

THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! it’s a hammer, you call yourselves carpenters??? I asked for a drill how am I supposed to get this screw out

(via joshpeck)

whovian-isyourpappy:

contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

I need it

(via zolayi)

joshpeck:

joshpecksmom:

joshpeck:

fun fact about me: i was born on 4/20 at 4:20

prove it

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bye hater

(via joshpeck)

vinebox:

worst pain imaginable

(via captainkumquat)

Anonymous Asked:
You're a great white guy and I love you from a distance (in a totally non creepy way /.\). Byee

That makes me feel good about my whiteness and scared…so ok???

marcellvs:

if you wont kiss your partner after you cum in their mouth you are truly weak and natural selection is coming for you 

(Source: lotusrootsoup, via majorepicfail12)